hes so not, basically, i think he devised this plan that he left last wednesday and said he wasnt planning on coming over this past weekend cuz he had too much work, then he goes out last night, then tells me his bathroom is getting worked on all week and he wants to come over, so he has a bathroom to use. he did ask previously but i didnt know he meant he would come over and stay all week, especially since he knew i wanted to go out last night. anyway, how do i tell him politely im too busy for him to come over this week he will have to wait until next weekend and he can piss his the sink for all i care if his bathroom isnt working? remember, i have to put this politely, and i dont care if im a bitch, anyway most likely his toilet will work.. is this horrible? i have work i need to do. and anyway, i have cystitis so hes not getting any anyway. miaow. sorry, im tired and bitchy.

There's this couple. He's 87 and she's 86 years old. They just got married and are on their honeymoon. In the Hotel room, she slips into something sexy and crawls into bed and waits for her new groom . He's in the bathroom sprucing himself up. She waits... and waits... 'til she can't wait any longer. She gets up and goes to the bathroom and opens the door. Peering in she sees him bent over on the toilet trying to put on a condom. She asks, "Honey, what are you doing?" and giiggles. "I'm 86 years old and can't get pregnant anymore." He looks up at her and says, "I know, but honey, you know how the dampness effects my arthritis."

I have 3 cats. The oldest likes to sleep in the bathroom basin. The middle one sleeps between my knees. The youngest (who is 2) sleeps on my head with his chin on my face! Is this normal behaviour and any idea why he does it? I have got used to it but don't like it when he sticks his claws up my nostrils! ps I am 31 and live with my boyfriend. re the comment about my sex life, the bedroom door does get shut occasionally!!!

i need a plaster and a plumber!!! a plumber to fit my new bathroom suite and a plaster to well plaster!!! lol! its basically replastering after the electrician has been in :/! i was wondering of average costs and any1 no any1 hu will do it on the cheap in the liverpool area ???

but also there's drips of blood coming out & im not on my period. helpp!?

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