I woke up this morning and found my rabbit dead in the garden. its head had been ripped clean off but the body remained. No sign of the head. I cant understand what or who done it? I thought if, for example, it was a fox, then surely it would have taken or eaten the body? Now, i also have some trouble with theft, my motorcycle had also been the victim of an attempted theft the very same night and i found my garage door had been tampered with and part of one of the locks was off. I hope the rabbit wasnt a victim of there spite. Anyone had any similar experiences as i want to rule out things if i can. Thanks all :(

she knocks at a door and a man answered, she said "Do you have any odd jobs that need doing, I charge £20 an hour". The man says "yes, my Porch needs painting, go in the garage and you'll find the paint, brushes and everything else you need, I'll be in the garden, let me know when you've finished" The blonde goes into the garden 45 minutes later and says "I've finished, I had some paint left over so I gave it a second coat" The man is so impressed he pays her double, as she's walking away the blonde turns and says "Oh, and it wasn't a Porche silly, it was a Ferrari!" Danity, my most humble apology, please forward me your bill along with a copy of the copyright documentation

Some annoying little Bstad is kicking my garage door... we have a block of garages near us.. where my garage is and all i can hear is some awful kid or youth kicking the door.. its a metal door so makes a lot of noise.. and as far as i can see he is kicking my garage, cant quite see... should i go confront him and tell the a hole to b*gger off!! i cant go to sleep with that racket goin on every 2 mins!

if she is in the backyard, and she hears someone going by the garage doors she will either bark, walk slowly towards the doors as though she is stalking them, or she will do a mock charge, and she will growl and bark. its so cute. shes an 11 week old golden retriever sure she can do it when she is older. i wont mind i live with my parents, and i have a 4 year old golden retriever and a 2 year old golden retriever (she is the puppy's mother)

- When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. - When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light. - When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest you. - When you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick. - When your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" - Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. - When you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. - You know you're getting old when your semi-annual erection becomes an annual semi-erection! - You and your teeth don't sleep together. - Your back goes out, but you stay home.

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